Artisan Lettuce

Part of the sandwich menu from Red Cow.
Artisan lettuce? You mean a leaf that grows and isn’t crafted?
Is sun-dried tomato remoulade the justification for the BLT costing the same as the Reuben?
And I won’t lie, I had to look up what the fuck Russian aioli was. Surprise, it’s Russian dressing! You know Russian dressing, right? Thousand Island with onions in it? Well now it’s aioli! Because they think you’re stupid.