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Son Of A Bitch!

September 17, 2025

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Man, they just brought it back like a fucking week ago.

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EggFlip, 21 February 2025

OK, so we're just uploading sideways, now. I don't have the energy to correct this. Sometimes, you roll into work at the crisp and refreshing hour of seven in the morning. It's seven ten but you're white collar so you get to mark it as seven. And you see the person in charge of setting up work for your unit is still working at it. Nice and slow. Real "fuck management" attitude. You kind of love them for that. They're union, you're union, it's nice to waltz up into work, clock in at seven ten for seven and then not do shit for ninety more minutes. You socialize with your coworkers, talk about what you watched last night, like Kolchak: The Night Stalker ... "Fra-jee-lee... Must be Italian." ... and what you made for dinner, like a fried bologna sandwich, or what you're going to do tonight, like watch Yellowjackets ... ♥ U, Boo ... because it's still cold as fuck outside and there's nothing to do but watch TV or movies or...

North Star Deli, 15 August 2025 and a Lightning Round

Sometimes, the band you play bass in plays a headlining slot to an audience of (checks notes), huh, says here only one of the other bands on the bill, the bartender, a rando who came in for a beer, and Kafe Nasty on a school night and you don't get to bed until one thirty so you send your boss a text that you're taking a sick day because fuck that place anyway. And now that your time is your own and you don't have to deal with (checks notes), that's right, bullshit, you decide to check out a new-to-you place that somebody else reviewed on TikTok (which proves that TikTok can, indeed, be useful). But can you be sure this is the right move? You text Kafe Nasty and he says he hasn't been there and now you have to go there before he does just to spite the only person who came to see you play bass the night before. And you want the salmon BLT but you might have salmon for dinner and you want the turkey avocado but you can't help b...

We're Going International, Bitches! Kind of.

Well, hey hey hey, look who just lost the first three paragraphs of this entry explaining why Sandwich Bully was not actually going international. I mean I did go to England. Once. Six years ago. That was international. So I guess I kind of... Anyway, you didn't miss much in those paragraphs that I just can't get back now. There was some shit about how this country is so dumb that we sent an entire generation of men overseas to kill Иаzis only for those surviving men's grandchildren to turn into Иаzis and then I had to explain how I have to misappropriate Cyrillic letters because I cracked wise about Courtney Love burgering Kurt Cobain in another post and that got flagged and then I had to explain how when I said "burger", I meant "яэьяuм" and then I had to explain that I had to use Cyrillic again because I don't know what words are flagged and this also makes for a cool The Shining Reference and then I went on a tangent about how, yes, ...

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